Friday, December 5, 2008

Personality Disorder

Dear mother,...
I am really relieved that I am out of that loony bin of a house. Don't even bother to call me because I am probably not even going to pick the phone up. I hear your messages asking how my classes are and my answer is that they are dumb. My professor says that I should join some stupid pre med program because of my vast knowledge in science... I rejected his idea and said that I rather sit in my dorm and watch The Office while eating puffy cheetos. My room mate is always taking her friends out to clubs, she asks me too, but I refuse because I think her and her friends are really happy and peppy for no reason. It's probably because they over caffeinate themselves. I am going to stop writing now, my hand is starting to cramp.

Umm Yea,
Natasha

1 comment:

Keith M. said...

I think that you've got schizoid personality disorder, as you seem indifferent to your teacher's praise, and exhibit social coldness and indifference to both your mom and your roommate.

My suggestion would be: Cheer up! You're in college now, which is a great time for meeting new people and experiencing self-fulfillment.

Also, The Office is one of my favorite TV shows. =]